Archive for January, 2009

Average Salary For A Corporate Assassin

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

$66,000, yup that is the average salary that Simply Hired came up with on their salary calculator and I’m not surprised. That is what happens when you go corporate and not continue as a contractor. Trust me if I was to get paid that much I’d take myself out by swallowing push pins and gluing both ends up.

Tell Off Your Boss Anonymously

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Careerbuilder.com has created a site that allows you to tell off your boss, co-workers or anyone else in your office at anonymoustipgiver.com.

All I can say is brilliant. That is the kind of thing the office needs these days. The only thing to watch out for is if someone doesn’t appreciate it. There are a lot of unemployed workers that would put up with crap.

Instead or doing that why not call us at 302.361.5667… This way you can put your voice behind your frustrations and add to carnage for future episodes.

Episode 3: Please Hold

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Vinder D. Sales is the target. Not sure who put the hit on this guy… take your pic. We have all dealt with a Vinder D. Sales sometime in our purchasing lives. This is a dream job for our hero.

Call us @ 302.361.5667 and leave us a message about who in your office you would like to be assassinated. The best voicemail message will be used to into a future episode.

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