Archive for the ‘Blog’ Category
Saturday, April 25th, 2009
I just got a call to take down a blogger. The assignment is a couple months away but I’d like to know some of the annoying traits that bloggers in the workplace present. Here are a few that I learned from my client…
- The constant question….”Did you read my blog post?”
- Taking pictures of you and posting them without your knowledge
- Talking about you in the workplace giving every major detail besides your name
- Blogging about your clients/customers
- Opinion about everything
- Blogging at work
Go ahead and add to this list, I’m sure the target will adopt some of your responses.
Tags: annoying, blogger, business, co-worker, comment, corporate, future episode, hitman, office, target, traits, workplace
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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
Good cause? We’d like to think so. If you travel the world and have so many frequent flyer miles and you don’t know what to do with them, donate them to us.
We have actors in NYC, San Fran, LA, and Chicago we would like to shoot an episode with.
This would be for our “Financial Crisis” episode. Trust us when we tell you it will be worth it. If you lost your home, got laid off, lost your pension or your 401k is gone this episode will give you instant gratification in a cathartic kind of way.
Tags: actors, donate, financial crisis, frequent flyer, good cause, plead, promotion, web series
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Friday, February 6th, 2009
I’ll never understand those guys whose wives pack them cute little lunches. I see them all nicely lined up in the break room fridge.
Maybe because I don’t have a wife. Occupational hazard, and all that. I can just see it…”Hi honey, I’m home! How was my day? It went pretty well, I killed Susan in Accounting because she was using petty cash to get a bi-weekly pedicure..” Who wants to spend their lunch break in the office anyways?
Tags: commentary, lunch, prepared, stupid, work
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Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Some jobs are just not for me. Here is an excerpt from News.com Australia about a project I chose to turn down.
Station finance manager David Breed had a severe heart attack at work in September.
Ms Hegyi, who is a registered nurse, rushed to help.
She gave him medication, hooked him up to oxygen and called an ambulance from Adelaide River.
“But he deteriorated rapidly and I thought he was going to die,” Ms Hegyi said. “So we put him in a car and David drove towards Adelaide River.
“The ambulance met us half way.”
Mr Breed was taken to Royal Darwin Hospital and was off work for several weeks.
“I honestly believe that I saved his life,” Ms Hegyi said.
The couple were shocked when they returned from holiday after Christmas and were told they were being made redundant.
They were given a separation package and told to leave their company house within two weeks.
“We’re shattered,” Mr Hegyi said. “We’ve got no jobs, no house and five kids.”
Here are a few reasons I had to turn down this assignment.
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They wouldn’t listen to my suggestion by targeting the finance manager instead of the Hegyis. He will need medical attention and thus their health insurance would go up. I was informed the healthcare in Australia is not the same as the US. Oh yeah.
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I’m not even that cold
- I just got home and I need a break…all this killing is exhausting
- They have 5 kids and are good people, I refuse to target anyone that is well liked or respected by their peers
- I believe in Karma
Tags: Australia, heart attack, lay off, unemployed
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
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I’ve worked on some films where some people needed to get yelled at like this. But at the same time I’m not exactly why Christian Bale ripped into the DP on the set of Terminator Salvation. Correction…Ain’t It Cool News has some inside info on what went down and I can understand why he would be upset. But to go crazy like that is not right.
To be honest I’m not sure how I would react to that. There must be so many emotions running through the DPs head like:
- Is he serious?
- Shit! Batman is scary as hell.
- I hate method actors.
- What the fuck is he talking about? That was a rehearsal.
- Patience, don’t give him a reason to be suspicious of you.
- I’ll get him back by loading the blanks myself.
Tags: Christian Bale, comedy, DP, film, funny, lights, Movie, set, spoof, Terminator Salvation, tirade, yelling
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
Careerbuilder.com has created a site that allows you to tell off your boss, co-workers or anyone else in your office at anonymoustipgiver.com.
All I can say is brilliant. That is the kind of thing the office needs these days. The only thing to watch out for is if someone doesn’t appreciate it. There are a lot of unemployed workers that would put up with crap.
Instead or doing that why not call us at 302.361.5667… This way you can put your voice behind your frustrations and add to carnage for future episodes.
Tags: boss, emplouee, frustration, goofy, office
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
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Tags: 80's, annoying, eighties, interactive, singing, workplace, you decide
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Monday, March 24th, 2008
Open for business and I encourage you to call if you have any work-related complaints. Or if you need to vent about an employee and you have no other outlet please feel free to shout it out to me. It will be my motivation to continue doing my art.
If you call please leave me a detailed message why I should take your assignment. If your message motivates me to clean up your work-related problem it will be played online and an episode will be inspired by it.
Good Luck at the workplace,
I’ll see you there soon.
Tags: collaboration, Message, office, phone call, stress relief, vent
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Saturday, March 8th, 2008
When you can’t afford my services you can always go to this great website. It is called Whack Your Boss. Can you find all 17 ways to kill your boss?
Tags: boss, built up anger, corporate, death, fun, game, prick
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Sunday, January 27th, 2008
Greetings fellow co-workers around the world. In case your wondering what you just went through, it is a portal for you to unload your dirty laundry and for me to clean it up for you. That’s right, future episodes will be inspired by your answers that you leave in the entry form. If you feel that you rushed through and want to try it again go ahead and use the button on the right sidebar.
Remember if you want to get credit for the idea please leave your name and you will be credited at the end of the episode. I can understand if you want to be anonymous.
Tags: credit, dirty laundry, explanation, ideas, Welcome
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Saturday, April 25th, 2009Go ahead and add to this list, I’m sure the target will adopt some of your responses.
Tags: annoying, blogger, business, co-worker, comment, corporate, future episode, hitman, office, target, traits, workplace
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