The Corporate Assassin

Clever short film. Created by Jonathan Browning.

Open for business and I encourage you to call if you have any work-related complaints. Or if you need to vent about an employee and you have no other outlet please feel free to shout it out to me. It will be my motivation to continue doing my art.

If you call please leave me a detailed message why I should take your assignment. If your message motivates me to clean up your work-related problem it will be played online and an episode will be inspired by it.

Good Luck at the workplace,

I’ll see you there soon.

When you can’t afford my services you can always go to this great website. It is called Whack Your Boss. Can you find all 17 ways to kill your boss?

Saturday and Sunday we are holding casting for two projects. “War of The Dead,” & “Corporate Assassin” The casting will be at All Aces Media Studio on the corner of S Mendenhall and Spring Garden directly behind College Hill Sundries down a sloped driveway on South Mendenhall Road in Greensboro, NC. I wish I could give you a google link but that would confuse you even more.

Looking to cast and shoot the next episode in late March.

Looking for actors age range from 24-60 all gender and races are encouraged to attend.

For further information about The Corporate Assassin contact Andy Coon at corpassassin@gmail.com

War of The Dead
These rolls are not casted at the moment…

Collings (peon scientist whose job it is to set up a video camera in a lab)

Private Micca (scared communications soldier, gets blown up but needs to stutter before being blasted)

Corporal Flint Wattler (carries a heavy mod chain gun, capable of killing and killing and killing and…

Corporal Karen Booth (carries a heavy mod chain gun as well and is equally if not more of a killing machine than Wattler.

Private Miguel Bay (young soldier in Adimas’s unit)

Sergeant Williams (soldier that dies horribly from zombie. Must be comfortable with having their privates bitten off by disembodied head).

Naked zombie woman (must be able to drop their heads back behind their body kinda like a scorpion tale does. Other than that they must be good at being a beautiful dead creature of unspeakable horror).

Medic Soldier (must be a good medic soldier capable of doing medic soldier stuff).

Crazy-Looking Old Dude (must be able to pass for an old Italian man and say “morti viventi!)

Che Rivera (one of the mayor’s flunky bodyguards)

Mr. White (another mayor bodyguard)

Dr. Lila McCracken (sexy Dr. of the base. Beautiful, Intimidating, Dominant, and being capable of almost having sex with Adam Dragin at all costs before being turned to the dead side).

Adam Dragin (employee of the corporate military base. Capable of almost having sex with sexy Dr. Lila McCracken and instead becoming her dead awake dinner).

Pirate #1 and #2 (and probably many more) (capable of pirating lowly refugees on their way to military zombie slaughter. Must be able to pillage and cause trouble).

R. Saunders (bumbling scientist capable of being yelled at by Dr. Jevans)

4-5 Choad scientists (several peon scientists who pretty much end up as zombie treats)

I need two news announcers. (they need to be good CNN, CNNHL, FOX, MSNBC types - Hannity, O’Riley, Olberman, Cavuto, Scarborough, Robin Mead, etc…)

1 or 2 talk show hosts. (one is political talk show like Meet the Press, one is ultra crazy - a sort of Springer, Oprah, Sally Jesse, Geraldo types, very sensationalist)

1 or 2 Radio announcers (politically charged)

3 or 4 show guests for the above mentioned to host on their various shows.

and lost but not least…

The President of the United States (to anyone that dares)

So along with the mentioned parts there will be an infinite number of extra roles available including soldiers, technicians, scientists, refugee’s, pirates, and of course especially zombies.

Thank you very much for your kind attention.

Jesse Knight

For more info please visit War of The Dead’s website.

I’m sorry if I got a call from this CEO I would have to turn down the job.

• Corporate Assassin - Brian Lee
• Carol - Molly McGinn
• CEO - Ray Wood
• Jesse - Geoff Hunt
• Adam - Brad Lloyd
• Veronica - Michelle Lamelza

Greetings fellow co-workers around the world. In case your wondering what you just went through, it is a portal for you to unload your dirty laundry and for me to clean it up for you. That’s right, future episodes will be inspired by your answers that you leave in the entry form. If you feel that you rushed through and want to try it again go ahead and use the button on the right sidebar.

Remember if you want to get credit for the idea please leave your name and you will be credited at the end of the episode. I can understand if you want to be anonymous.